ferretdee

New favourite joke:

mixedboywasted:

juliuscaesarofficial:

agathaheterodyne:

where-am-i-send-help:

ougbad:

karlimeaghan:

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says ”Five beers, please.”

i dont get it

No one explain it

After the Roman drinks the beers, he tells the bartender, “I want a martinus.”

"Don’t you mean a martini?”

"If I wanted two, I would’ve asked for them."

these are the best jokes ever

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deducingdetectives

Anonymous asked:

Sherlock feeling uncharacteristically self-conscious about his body when he and John start doing intimate things. So he decided to start working out secretly. And once John catches him doing push-ups. And Sherlock has a break down (the first since he was a child!) so John starts naming every part of Sherlock's body that he loves and gives it a kiss and draws a red heart on it. And in the end Sherlock's entire body is covered in hearts. ~Your Personal Johnlock Fairy~

deducingdetectives answered:

i might start crying this is so sweet omg